George's imaginary friend

20 ans, Venezuelan Pokemon trainer, lvl 30 summoner , my job in here is to make you giggle. i'm a Neo-nerd and post-modern-geek, whatever that means.

chupetaexplosiva: bluedogeyes: ianbrooks:  No, my friend, I saved you. You are now distrustful of cats and their nefarious motives. Have you ever seen their eyes all glow-y in the dark? Those are the x-rays they’ve been using to scan your body. They already know all your weak points. The good news is now you’re aware. And one day, probably soon, when they mobilize and prepare their feline onslaught on the human race, we’ll be prepared. I guess that would explain why my cat was on Skype with another group of felines talking about ancient swords and the impending doom of humanity. The C.A.T Bureau needs to know this. I’m filing my report of you two, expect some visitors tonight.

chupetaexplosiva:

bluedogeyes:

ianbrooks: 

No, my friend, I saved you. You are now distrustful of cats and their nefarious motives. Have you ever seen their eyes all glow-y in the dark? Those are the x-rays they’ve been using to scan your body. They already know all your weak points.

The good news is now you’re aware. And one day, probably soon, when they mobilize and prepare their feline onslaught on the human race, we’ll be prepared.

I guess that would explain why my cat was on Skype with another group of felines talking about ancient swords and the impending doom of humanity.

The C.A.T Bureau needs to know this. I’m filing my report of you two, expect some visitors tonight.

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    The C.A.T Bureau needs to know this. I’m filing my report of you two, expect some visitors tonight.
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