March 2012
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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Little Red Riding Hood - A Politically Correct...
There once was a young person named Red Riding Hood who lived with her mother on the edge of a large wood. One day her mother asked her to take a basket of fresh fruit and mineral water to her grandmother’s house—not because this was womyn’s work, mind you, but because the deed was generous and helped engender a feeling of community. Furthermore, her grandmother was not sick, but...
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So I tried the Windows 8 beta
chompass:
grapeyguts:
smallpail:
afrobutts:
What the fuck guys? This is tragic. Why are you trying to make a desktop OS work like an iPad? Why do I have to minimise each app I’m using to look at another? Why is the desktop it’s own app that lacks a start menu?
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING GUYS?!
Since when did this
Become better than this?
seriously just look at this shit
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February 2012
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andthenthedream replied to your video: THERE IS A BATTLESTAR GALACTICA ONLINE GAME AND I…
You are a failure of a fan! A failure!
do you think i could play as one of the human models of the cylons?
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(U.S. History in the year 3012)
Teacher: Ok class, for your homework you need to write a report on one of the Presidents from the past century.
Student: Nope.
Teacher: I beg your pardon?
Student: Those presidents don't count.
Teacher: What do you mean "they don't count"?
Student: Only the ORIGINAL 151 presidents count. The rest aren't even real presidents.
Teacher: But the presidents in the past decade alone have contributed so mu-
Student: 151 or none.
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Watchaftersong:
bapplez:
ASHEASHEASHEASHEASHE
man it is amazing the things you see in hindsight…
i was so obsessed with getting a shield from janna i didn’t even realize i could’ve kicked AHAHA man i am so good at this game i don’t even
KICK TO ME MEL KICK TO ME *ignored*
i miss playing with you guys :C
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Watch
There are two types of people in the world: those who can’t help but laugh along with the SNL cast members as they continually break character and those who are cynics and refuse to have fun and think sloths aren’t adorable.
This sketch was a complete mess, yes. BUT it was also the funnest sketch I’ve seen on SNL in a long while. And I am completely head over heels in love with it.
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